Is that your super power?

"I think I have worse hangovers than normal people."
"Oh, really?"
"Is that your super power?"
"Hang-over Boy?"

Aliens with Afros

This is a painting I recently bought. Obviously, it's Mister T fool. It was made by a nine year old named Levi. He's pretty cool.

"Jesus Hates It When..."

Jesus hates it when you leave the novelty ashtray you bought for your smoker-friends out in the rain for five and a half months.
I know him... and he does.