Gold In the Air of Summer

I've been getting mentally and physically prepared for summer. My propane tank make-over went really well.

Question:

"Hey, Krystin?"

"What kind of beer would you like? The "fancy" one or the Pilsner?"

Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

1922-2007

You Can't Spell Karate

I had planned on this for Christmas. To go along with the "Christmas cards" that (hopefully) you recieved back in December.
Merry Christmas friend and/or relative.....

I love Def Leperd evon more than Danzig.....

"Don't go mistaking Paradise for that home across the road..."
-Bob Dylan

"Not much chance for survival. The Neon Bible was right..."

In the light...




In the dark.

Question: Will Jesus pay this parking ticket? Answer: No, Jesus has no money.

"How Danny was ensnared by a vacuum-cleaner and how Danny's Friends rescued him."
-John Steinbeck. Tortilla Flat

Adam & Eve were cast out of Paradise.

and a couple older drawings...

Is that your super power?

"I think I have worse hangovers than normal people."
"Oh, really?"
"Is that your super power?"
"Hang-over Boy?"

Aliens with Afros

This is a painting I recently bought. Obviously, it's Mister T fool. It was made by a nine year old named Levi. He's pretty cool.

"Jesus Hates It When..."

Jesus hates it when you leave the novelty ashtray you bought for your smoker-friends out in the rain for five and a half months.
I know him... and he does.

Just for Packer

I'm learning Photoshop and I looked up and four days have passed...

Merry Christmas James Brown, 1933-2006

James Brown died today. I have a picture of the Godfather of Soul in my refrigerator. It makes me happy. I say, "I feel good!" in my head everytime I look for (cold) chocolate or olives stuffed with jalapenos or cheese (my favorite!) or a tasty beer...
I will think of you often, James.

You can't spell karate without K & E (Pt. 2)

Thanks Driscoll.

What has Beyonce got to say 'bout my freeza?

Nuh'in.

... and James Brown 'bout my fridge?

Wit yo bad self.....

If you need any more information, I'll be happy to answer any questions you might have.